I am ACM's current sysadmin, so I've been going to the SO meetings and being generally responsible. Any job deferred to me will most likely get done quickly because I have too much free time and am always in the basement.
As VP Finance, I will do fiscal things such as
- Write reimbursements
Rock the cash box
Not defraud ACM for more than $2000
Go to the bank on a regular basis
In short, I'm short, so vote for me.